312 West "FILTH" Street

The building at 312 W. 5th St. is known as the Shy Bary building. It should be known as the West "FILTH" building. Another tenant told me, "You've just got a bunch of white trash here, that's all." Correction, we have White trash, Black trash, Asian trash, Hispanic trash, Green trash, USC trash...the list goes on and on.

To the left you can see some dog feces that one of our maggot residents didn't have the common courtesy to clean up after his valued pet relieved itself in one of the stairwells. This feces has been there for over two weeks as of the date of this writing. I guess the HOAs don't cover animal feces clean-up. I'm going to ask them if HOAs cover firearms so I can shoot the next maggot who conveniently forgets to exercise the obligation of responsibility that goes with their right of pet ownership...

Think TWICE...THREE times...maybe even TEN times before you purchase any condo downtown in a concrete building. Sound travels very easily, and is magnified in a concrete building. For awhile, I had the problem with the tenant above me who decided that in the middle of the night she needed to walk around in hard heels on hard floors. Or, she had to move furniture around after 12am, and I'm not talking about doing these things once in awhile, I'm talking about doing these things practically every night for 10-15 minutes at a time. I've seen the same morons who complain about their inconsiderate neighbors, turn up their stereo at night or hang pictures at 4am. Just like some people think their excrement doesn't stink, others think their noise doesn't travel...but everyone else's does. Dumb inconsiderate moron!

A few weeks ago, someone on my floor decided they had to have an excessively loud karaoke party until 3am. Did this moron not realize that they were disturbing their neighbors? Attention all inconsiderate jackasses...you live in a confined area with common walls. If you make a lot of noise in a confined area, you'll disturb people. Either decide to be considerate and treat people like you would want to be treated, or go elsewhere.

Before you buy a condo or loft downtown, spend a night there, preferably a weekend. Find out the average age of the tenants. Go up and down the stairways to see whether there's dog feces, urine, and vomit there. And if you decide you like those things, then come on over to 312 W. Filth St. We've got more filth for your money than you could possibly imagine.